Word association time! Send me a word and my muse will say the first word that comes to their mind.
(Source: wasthatnotprocedure)
Tracks
God-Emperor of Mankind appreciation station.
Always reblog The Emperor.
(Source: georgecostanzampreg)
N-O-E-T-I-I.
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: inquisitor-ximinez: Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale:...
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale: archcultist: captain-boreale started following…
captain-boreale started following you
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*Biggles Jumps out of the bush. He then yells* NO ONE EXPECTS…. *He is then cut off when fang and Ximinez pull him back into the bush and cover his mouth.*
The archcultist face palms and drags it down her face. “Ahv coorse they seent thee eediots… You hahve three seeconds to cahme out beefore hwee eegnite you weeth thoose booshes, ahnd you burn too deeth. Hwee weell lauff.”
Inside the bush, Biggles, fang, and inquisitor Ximinez listen to their vox caster. “What did she say?” Fang said to the other two.
“I don’t know.” Ximinez said adjusting the vox caster. ”I never could understand her.”
Biggles then said. “She said, we have three seconds to come out before we ignite you with those bushes….I think.”
Ximinez then took a moment to think. “Okay then, we will vote. All those we agree she will burn the bush raise your hand.” Fang and Biggles raised their hands. “All those who think She said you have tree seagulls to came out B four we egg knight you with toes boo sheds raise your hand.” Ximinez and fang raises his hand.
Ximinez face palms. “You cannot vote twice Fang.”
Fang then replied. ”But I thought she said both, or at lest something else.”
Ximinez then said in a angry tone. “She cannot say both!”
Biggles said. “Maybe she said half of both.” They then went on arguing in the bush.
Archcultist watches the bushes for a few seconds before shrugging and smiling evilly. “Hwee wahrned hyou…” She closes her eyes for a moment, and when she opens them they are glowing with an angry purple light. She chuckles as she points her hand at the bushes, and a small ball of fire flies from her hand towards them.
The bush starts burning. Biggles is the first one to see the fire. “Um… Inquisitor?”
Inquisitor Ximinez; who is currently arguing with Fang. “No! If we could all vote more then once no one could win a election! Or people wouldn’t be able to decide anything!”
Biggles Yelled. “Inquisitor!”
Ximinez said. “What!?” Him and fang see the fire.
The three of them then start running and screaming out of the bush.
Archcultist begins laughing as they run out screaming. After a moment, she stops and looks at them, still wearing a wicked grin. “Soh, now thaht hwee are ahll out een thee ohpeen, hwoold you lieek to teell ahs hwat you eediots hwant? Hahve you cahme to spy ahn ahs? Ohr ahre you jahst heer ohn a weem?”“
Inquisitor Ximinez calms down and starts to talk. “As a inquisitor of the imperium of man I will not tell secretive information to a chaos worshiper!” Fang false to his knees. “We were trying to kidnap you! Please don’t kill us!” he begs. Ximinez then face palms again.
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: inquisitor-ximinez: Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale:...
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale: archcultist: captain-boreale started following…
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*Biggles Jumps out of the bush. He then yells* NO ONE EXPECTS…. *He is then cut off when fang and Ximinez pull him back into the bush and cover his mouth.*
The archcultist face palms and drags it down her face. “Ahv coorse they seent thee eediots… You hahve three seeconds to cahme out beefore hwee eegnite you weeth thoose booshes, ahnd you burn too deeth. Hwee weell lauff.”
Inside the bush, Biggles, fang, and inquisitor Ximinez listen to their vox caster. “What did she say?” Fang said to the other two.
“I don’t know.” Ximinez said adjusting the vox caster. ”I never could understand her.”
Biggles then said. “She said, we have three seconds to come out before we ignite you with those bushes….I think.”
Ximinez then took a moment to think. “Okay then, we will vote. All those we agree she will burn the bush raise your hand.” Fang and Biggles raised their hands. “All those who think She said you have tree seagulls to came out B four we egg knight you with toes boo sheds raise your hand.” Ximinez and fang raises his hand.
Ximinez face palms. “You cannot vote twice Fang.”
Fang then replied. ”But I thought she said both, or at lest something else.”
Ximinez then said in a angry tone. “She cannot say both!”
Biggles said. “Maybe she said half of both.” They then went on arguing in the bush.
Archcultist watches the bushes for a few seconds before shrugging and smiling evilly. “Hwee wahrned hyou…” She closes her eyes for a moment, and when she opens them they are glowing with an angry purple light. She chuckles as she points her hand at the bushes, and a small ball of fire flies from her hand towards them.
The bush starts burning. Biggles is the first one to see the fire. “Um… Inquisitor?”
Inquisitor Ximinez; who is currently arguing with Fang. “No! If we could all vote more then once no one could win a election! Or people wouldn’t be able to decide anything!”
Biggles Yelled. “Inquisitor!”
Ximinez said. “What!?” Him and fang see the fire.
The three of them then start running and screaming out of the bush.
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: inquisitor-ximinez: Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale:...
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale: archcultist: captain-boreale started following…
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*Biggles Jumps out of the bush. He then yells* NO ONE EXPECTS…. *He is then cut off when fang and Ximinez pull him back into the bush and cover his mouth.*
The archcultist face palms and drags it down her face. “Ahv coorse they seent thee eediots… You hahve three seeconds to cahme out beefore hwee eegnite you weeth thoose booshes, ahnd you burn too deeth. Hwee weell lauff.”
Inside the bush, Biggles, fang, and inquisitor Ximinez listen to their vox caster. “What did she say?” Fang said to the other two.
“I don’t know.” Ximinez said adjusting the vox caster. ”I never could understand her.”
Biggles then said. “She said, we have three seconds to come out before we ignite you with those bushes….I think.”
Ximinez then took a moment to think. “Okay then, we will vote. All those we agree she will burn the bush raise your hand.” Fang and Biggles raised their hands. “All those who think She said you have tree seagulls to came out B four we egg knight you with toes boo sheds raise your hand.” Ximinez and fang raises his hand.
Ximinez face palms. “You cannot vote twice Fang.”
Fang then replied. ”But I thought she said both, or at lest something else.”
Ximinez then said in a angry tone. “She cannot say both!”
Biggles said. “Maybe she said half of both.” They then went on arguing in the bush.
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: inquisitor-ximinez: Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale:...
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale: archcultist: captain-boreale started following…
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*Biggles Jumps out of the bush. He then yells* NO ONE EXPECTS…. *He is then cut off when fang and Ximinez pull him back into the bush and cover his mouth.*
Ahsk the new wahr-mahster.: captain-boreale: archcultist: captain-boreale started following...
“Hwat do you hwant, Empeerial? Speek, befohr hwee lohse howor paysheence.”
*Boreale Stands there, wearing only a brief as his pecks glisten in the sun. He then says in a soft tone voice.*
Hello there…
*Boreale walks over to Cultist-chan. In the same soft tone; but more serious way, he says.* NO. I am not here to join chaos. But to warn you.
*He turns around looking to the shore of the beach as the sun is on the horizon.* You must be careful with these Malice worshipers. They will kill you and then take you back to their fortress and torture you for all eternity.
*He turns back to cultist-chan. looking at her with his gorgeous eyes.* You must come with me, they are too powerful for you. It’s like they have all of the powers of the four, but they don’t.
She bristles at his words, and her eyes start to glow an angry purple as she speaks in a distorted voice. “Hwee hahve ahve thee powars ahve the fouhr! Hwee are thee Ahrch-culteest! Shahll hwee show you my neew fouhnd power, foohl?!”
*Boreale puts his hand on her shoulder.* Don’t be irrational. I’m just trying to save you from A living nightmare.
Cultist sneers at him as her form wavers and dissolves into a cloud of smoke with a hiss, only to reappear in a similar cloud a short distance away. “Eerrational. Bah! Hwee are a leeving nightmahre, ahs you weel find out eef you conteenue thee hway you ahre. Hwee do not need youar heelp, filthee loyaleest.”
*A bush shakes within looking distance while a antenna sticks out of it.*
guardsmenbrutis asked:
"Greetings I am Lieutenant Brutis Gladorus 707th Ulimbic Infantry Platoon leader 6th Vanguard. Under service to Inquisitor Hans Mordrack pleasure to meet you sir."Well it is a pleasure to meet you as well Lieutenant. I am Inquisitor Ximinez. *puts his hand out for a hand shake.*
